whatever the fuck I want.
(n)Ryan Taylor: (adj)quirky, (adj)interesting as shit, resident of San Francisco, living one interesting ass life.
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deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

(via kamayami)

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

(via lohanthony)

(Source: vinesnow, via l-llewd)

assgod:

I finally got out of the bed and I could hear an actual applause in my head. I think I imagined a standing ovation, too

sorryidk:

my texting speed varies from embarassingly fast to one week later slow

(via sniffing)

http://blastortoise.tumblr.com/post/82622525302/nayx-blastortoise-nayx-blastortoise →

nayx:

blastortoise:

nayx:

blastortoise:

nayx:

im way too cute to ever get into an argument i just exude cute and love and funny laugh

I just made this post you tryin get dragged nick?!? >:(

i’ll drag my chode across your face

Sounds hot meet me behind the Taco…

Anonymous asked: are you gay?


Answer:

bronybf:

in this economy?!

anothergayshark:

I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.

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